Angels Explained by Children

   I only know the names of two angels. Hark and Harold.
   (--Gregory, age 5 )
   Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore.
   I forget why, but scientists are working on it.
   (--Olive, age 9 )
   It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go
   to heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through.
   And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes.
   (--Matthew, age 9 )
   Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to
   go do something else.
   (--Mitchell, age 7 )
   My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much
   good for science.
   (--Henry, age 8 )
   Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows.
   (--Jack, age 6 )
   Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven.
   The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead.
   (--Daniel, age 9 )
   When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts
   to ten. And when he lets out his breath, somewhere there's a
   tornado.
   (--Reagan, age 10 )
   Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose
   a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves
   money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go
   north for the winter.
   (--Sara, age 6 )
   Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's
   a very good carpenter.
   (--Jared, age 8 )
   All angels are girls because they gotta wear dresses and boys
   didn't go for it.
   (--Antonio, age 9 )
   My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head
   start on helping me while she was still down here on earth.
   (--Katelynn, age 9 )
   Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals
   and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they
   help the child get over it
   (--Vicki, age 8 )
   What I don't get about angels is why, when someone is in
   love , they shoot arrows at them.
   (--Sarah, age 7)

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